Yosi at Halik

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 | |

16 ako nung nagsimula akong magyosi, mas nauna pa akong makatikim ng luto ng Dyos kesa makatikim ng nikotina. Limang taon na rin pala akong nagyoyosi, medyo nahihirapan na rin akong huminga, unti-unti na rin akong nawawalan ng bait pag nauubusan ng yosi.


Mahal ko ang mga pamangkin ko, bawal sigurong magkaroon ng favorites pero may paborito ako sa kanila. 8 years old na sya at kamukha ko kase pinaglihian ako ng ate ko at galit na galit sya sakin nung nagbubuntis pa sya, lagi ko syang kalaro at lagi kong binibilhan ng laruan tong pamangkin ko pag bagong sahod ako. Halos ako na ang tatay nito dahil nasa ibang bansa ang daddy nya at tinuruan ko din syang magbasa at magsulat na ngayon at napakahusay na.

Nagyoyosi ako ng bigla nya akong nilapitan at tinanong.

Tito why are you smoking?

At hindi ko alam kung paano ko sya sasagutin, na kaya ako nagyoyosi marahil dahil hindi ako nasihayan noong Oral Stage ng paglaki ko na ayon kay Freud ay first 21 months ng sanggol. Maaring hindi ako gaanong mahal ng mga magulang ko at ginugutom nila ako or maaring masyado nila akong minahal at hindi na nila tinanggal sa pukinginang bunganga ko yung tsupon ng gatas.

Hindi nya maiitindihan kapag sinabi kong psychosomatic whatever blah blah blah ang dahilan ng pagyoyosi ko. At baka lumaki syang emo at magpahaba sya bigla ng bangs pag sinagot ko ang tanong nya na nagyoyosi ako dahil Im in pain at may beta-endorphine ang sigarilyo na nagrereduce ng pain na nararamdaman ng tao, Im a lonely man at yosi lang ang tanging karamay ko sa mga oras na mag-isa ako. /wrist

Hindi ko alam ang isasagot sa kanya, tinignan ko na lang sya saka ako ngumiti.

Did you know Tito na kaya namatay ang mga dinosaurs because they smoke cigarettes? At si Barney na lang ang natitirang buhay kase he does not smoke? sabi ng pamangkin ko

Sino naman nagsabi sayo nyan? tinanong ko sa kanya

Si Mommy at siguro Tito you should stop smoking because I dont want you to die and I love you

Napangiti na lang ako lalo at sinabi ko sa kanyang. Tito is too young to die pa he wont die just because of cigarettes. Your tito is strong I can carry you pa nga on my shoulders even if you're 8 na.

Patuloy ko pa rin hinihithit ang yosi ko ng sabihin nya sakin.

I'll find you a girl that you can marry

And why? tawang-tawa akong tinanong sya

So that you'll stop smoking, and everytime you have the feeling to smoking you'll just kiss my future Tita instead of smoking kase it's making you mabaho.

Tumawa ako ng tumawa. Siguro nga kailangan ko lang ng syota para tumigil sa pagyoyosi at gusto ko yung ideya ng batang ito na kapag nakaramdam ako ng pangangailangang magyosi hahalikan ko na lang ang girlfriend ko. Masarap kausap ang mga bata minsan mas may sense pa sila kesa sa matatanda. Simula nung usapan naming iyon hindi na ako nagyoyosi sa harap nya.

Whorehouse

Thursday, January 14, 2010 | |

Magkikita kami ng mga kaibigan ko and I was maaga kase I dont want to be the Late Douglas Bagong-Gahasa and since I was early nga I went tambay to this coffee shop which I call whorehouse kase you always find cute-barely-legal chicks wearing super iksi short.


I dont know why these kids make tambay to this place eh I think they're too young to drink coffee and make hithit and buga yosi. Anyway I dont care. Seriously, kase it's their money naman and Im not their magulang and stuff so yeah.

This whorehouse a.k.a coffee shop is so uso that kids these days post their litrato on facebook or friendster or tumblr or twitter or multiply or myspace or their own xtube account sipping their favorite kape. It's like their making chupa the straw and hindi ba nila alam that they are attracting pedophile and urge them to have boner and make jakol to their pictures.

It's not that im making salsal while looking at their photos. Duh? I have tagapalad, why make mariang palad when you have a helping hand? So there, arent coffees made to help you relax and unwind? Tong mga kids kase thinks na once they go to that fucking coffee shop they're sosyal na and all. Im not judging naman they all look sosyal, thanks to their filthy rich parents.

I just made tambay lang naman to this place kase I have to wait for my friends. 3-in-1 coffees are better and cheaper pa rin than the kape ordered kanina.

So back to the story I waited for like an hour pa bago dumating yung mga friends ko. And we all made tambay to this whorehouse which is better than Antipolo for sightseeing cause you can almost see the door of langit waiting for my huge key of heaven to unlock it.