Whorehouse

Thursday, January 14, 2010 | |

Magkikita kami ng mga kaibigan ko and I was maaga kase I dont want to be the Late Douglas Bagong-Gahasa and since I was early nga I went tambay to this coffee shop which I call whorehouse kase you always find cute-barely-legal chicks wearing super iksi short.


I dont know why these kids make tambay to this place eh I think they're too young to drink coffee and make hithit and buga yosi. Anyway I dont care. Seriously, kase it's their money naman and Im not their magulang and stuff so yeah.

This whorehouse a.k.a coffee shop is so uso that kids these days post their litrato on facebook or friendster or tumblr or twitter or multiply or myspace or their own xtube account sipping their favorite kape. It's like their making chupa the straw and hindi ba nila alam that they are attracting pedophile and urge them to have boner and make jakol to their pictures.

It's not that im making salsal while looking at their photos. Duh? I have tagapalad, why make mariang palad when you have a helping hand? So there, arent coffees made to help you relax and unwind? Tong mga kids kase thinks na once they go to that fucking coffee shop they're sosyal na and all. Im not judging naman they all look sosyal, thanks to their filthy rich parents.

I just made tambay lang naman to this place kase I have to wait for my friends. 3-in-1 coffees are better and cheaper pa rin than the kape ordered kanina.

So back to the story I waited for like an hour pa bago dumating yung mga friends ko. And we all made tambay to this whorehouse which is better than Antipolo for sightseeing cause you can almost see the door of langit waiting for my huge key of heaven to unlock it.

30 comments:

glentot said...

Starbucks sucks dick.

Douglas said...

@glentot corrected by! double check! wrong spelling wrong! may bonus kang 1 point sa quiz.

blurosebluguy said...

noong nasa pinas pa ako mahilig din ako uminom ng kape sa whorehouse na yan este starbuko pala.....

tama ka....dumidisplay lang ang mga iyan....nagpapapansin...parang ako lang hahahaha....

kakaamuse ang post mo ngayun...regards daw sabi ni lola nica....hahahaha

Lord CM said...

Hehehe :D Makatambay nga minsan jan at matingnan ung langit na sinasabi mo lolzz

Add kita parekoy!

Jepoy said...

Hahahah! why are like ganyan mag salita. I'm like so Gulat to the way you write, I mean are you one of the socialite Atenista ba, I mean the words da ba?!

ako just make tambay lang sa gilid ng manong guard to make yosi and stuff...

LOL

Mac Callister said...

haha yaan mo na sila yun ang trip nila.

its my first time here,hello

ahmer said...

first time ko din dito,

im not a coffee drinker but im green tea lover : )

salamat sa pag bisita sa bahay ko '

fiel-kun said...

Haha natawa ako sa post mo. May pagka konyo ang dating pero astig ahaha!

Starbucks ba yang venue nyo? ayon sa description mo sa mga tao jan, parang night club lang eh haha XD

eli said...

silip mode lang po. pagbalik ko nalang ako magbabasa. salamatz.

domjullian said...

lol @ buga yosi.

buti na lang di ako nagkakape.

Mr. Nonsense said...

walang pictures?

Douglas said...

@bluroseguy paki-hi din ako sa lola mo

@lord cm -salamat sige aadd din kita

@jepoy- hindi ako atenista socialite. im an obnoxious orc kaya i make tambay pa nga sa kanto and make inom gin bulag with my sunog baga barkada

@mac callister -wow first time. sabi nga sa coke commercial dati. iba pa rin ang first time mo

@ahmer- salamat din. :D

@fiel-kun -i talk like this in real life. joke. baka sagasaan ako ng tatay ko pag ganito ako magsalita

@eli- aantayin ko ang pagbabalik mo. ang pagbabalik ni Eli. magandang titulo ng pelikula yun ah

@domjulian- di din ako palakape eh. tama na sakin tatlong tasa ng kape bawat araw

@Mr Nonsense- anong picture ba ang gusto mong makita? yung huge key ng langit ba? sorry di ko pa kayang maghubad. strict ang parents ko eh

pb said...

u know ba... some of them are like taga skwaters talaga. actually im one of them b4 pero i love coffee talaga, and i was smoking back then... u must believe that people change no like me... i was so mega sisi to myself na i spend so much money for coffee... now, i dont drink coffee der anymore and i quit smoking too... thanks too my lovely bf who make batok to me. hehe.

tim said...

hahaha, medyo rude yata tayo ngayon, kay starbuko, bakit kaya.. hehehehe. socialan tayo.. hehehehe

Arvin U. de la Peña said...

makapunta nga diyan..

Arvin U. de la Peña said...

akala ko gatas lang ang iniinom mo,hehe..joke

Douglas said...

@PB kung ako ang boypren mo babatukan talaga kita. haha

@Tim ay hindi naman masyado.

@Arvin gusto ko ng gatas.

Stacey said...

OMGosh. Good thing I don't make tambay at Starbucks 'coz they're full of second rate trying hard kopiko.

I mean, gosh, their beans are so not like UCC's - that's what I mean. Starbucks is so totally like... uhh, eew, whatever.

So yeah thanks for posting this and all that stuff, Doug.

XD

Ely said...

Hehehe...isama pa mga laptop nila, kaya kung minsan napapaisip ako, cguro wala sila internet connection sa bahay at umaasa na lng ng free wifi?

dabo said...

coffee means sex in american culture. i don't know if pinoys are aware of this..

I am Xprosaic said...

Ahahahahahahha syet ang landi ng pagkakakwento... malamang sa malamang may nilalandi ka rin dun KOYA... jejejejejeje... galing galing! add na kita sa list ko para lagi akong updated! jejejejeje

Toilet Thoughts said...

haha tagapalad tlga.

naaliw naman ako dito.

try mo to open your bluetooth on these whorehouse. you'll find madami ngang whore. hahaha!

SLY said...

walastik! kolehiyalong sosyalero ang dating..nyahaha

nakakaaliw! 2 thumbs up, este 3 pala..humahabol ung sa pagitan ng aking hita. :P

Glenn Kun said...

ganda siguro dyan? hehe

ahmer said...

back... excited sa new post : D

dhyoy said...

uhmmm eh nahawa ka ba sa mga chicks sa whorehouse na yan?... ako pumapasok lang ako jan kapag libre :lol:

Mga Epal said...

we cannot make comment masyado, kasi it's masarap naman tumingin ng legs.

and the tissue of them is makapal and useful when you need to tae pag wala ka sa house.

KESO said...

wahahahaha.
kelangan ba talaga may litrato ka pag pumunta ka sa whorehouse na yan?

The Scud said...

haha. astig ang last sentence. keep 'em coming!

karen anne said...

hahah,cool=p