Magkikita kami ng mga kaibigan ko and I was maaga kase I dont want to be the Late Douglas Bagong-Gahasa and since I was early nga I went tambay to this coffee shop which I call whorehouse kase you always find cute-barely-legal chicks wearing super iksi short.
I dont know why these kids make tambay to this place eh I think they're too young to drink coffee and make hithit and buga yosi. Anyway I dont care. Seriously, kase it's their money naman and Im not their magulang and stuff so yeah.
This whorehouse a.k.a coffee shop is so uso that kids these days post their litrato on facebook or friendster or tumblr or twitter or multiply or myspace or their own xtube account sipping their favorite kape. It's like their making chupa the straw and hindi ba nila alam that they are attracting pedophile and urge them to have boner and make jakol to their pictures.
It's not that im making salsal while looking at their photos. Duh? I have tagapalad, why make mariang palad when you have a helping hand? So there, arent coffees made to help you relax and unwind? Tong mga kids kase thinks na once they go to that fucking coffee shop they're sosyal na and all. Im not judging naman they all look sosyal, thanks to their filthy rich parents.
I just made tambay lang naman to this place kase I have to wait for my friends. 3-in-1 coffees are better and cheaper pa rin than the kape ordered kanina.
So back to the story I waited for like an hour pa bago dumating yung mga friends ko. And we all made tambay to this whorehouse which is better than Antipolo for sightseeing cause you can almost see the door of langit waiting for my huge key of heaven to unlock it.